Oh, what a day!!

This is sad. Really sad. First, Remember my dental trauma yesterday? My mouth looks like this:

When it's supposed to look like this:

I wish I had a sweetie, and then it would look like this:

I can be SO sexy when I try!

And then today is the day I decided to clean my closet. I wanted to get out of bed at about midnight last night and just start throwing things out of it, but I was afraid Judy would get all freaked out about it and call the cops or something. So I decided to wait until today.

I forgot to take a "before" photo; this is after I emptied the first half.

However, I didn't plan ahead, and when I needed to get a clean top out of the pile to wear to Busbyberkly's birthday cake party, everything slid to the floor and then I heard plastic hangers crunching and I got my foot caught under the bed when I tried to reach something, and I thought I wouldn't be able to get my foot out, and so I had to pull and pull and twist and writhe in pain, and then I was so tired I couldn't even get up!! Really!! I called for Judy and she helped me. It is just too bad I didn't have my selfie stick or my phone down there! My foot and ankle will probably be very bruised. I'm just glad I didn't have to cut my foot off like that guy who had to cut off his arm when he got stuck in a canyon. But then maybe they would make a movie of it. Oh, well. I'll probably get some body part stuck somewhere again. I'll try to plan better.

In between, I had a major anxiety attack, and I ran around the apartment making weird noises and throwing the Tuesday junk mail all over. Judy said if it made me feel better, it was OK for me to do that. It did make me feel better. And I eventually picked it all up, and fortunately she didn't step on it and slip and fall down. That would not have been good!

But then I was all worn out!!! I really did feel better, though.

 Oh, my gosh, I am so exhausted tonight!!